It's all over

I'm at the baggage claim in Portland in the holding area before customs. My eyes are fighting a noble battle to remain active. I did not sleep on the plane. Nay, I watched three and a half movies and looked out the window at the black sea below and the blinking lights on the right wing.
Damn, I was tired. It's harder on the way back, the jet lag. I have spent the last two days sleeping or walking to another room in the house to continue sleeping. I woke up yesterday at 3 a.m. after going to bed at about 7. I had some leftover Chinese, checked my email. Then I fell back alseep on the couch until 7.
On the conveyer belt, the bags all looked the same. But might is special. It's the Giant Jansport Backpack. The one I never should have used. The one that stayed in Nagoya during my second leg in Tokyo. It was stuffed full of dirty clothes and a few gifts that didn't fit into my carryon - a smaller backback. It was bulging in some places. Tumors, likely filled with dirty underwear. This bag probably liked me about as much as I liked it. A mutual distrust.
I saw it, emerging from the place below, onto the belt. I was on the far side, so I pushed to the front, waiting for it to come to me. Then I saw it - the bag had spit up. Dirty clothes were spilling out, the zipper open at least two feet. I grabbed it.
"You lost a sock," said a woman standing just behind me.
"I better wait around for it. Don't want to cause a security alert," I said, chuckling at my own joke.
It's been a while since my subtle, American humor has been effective. I have been doing a lot of laughing at my own jokes.
"Was it just one sock?" I asked.
Yes, she said. Just one.
It came around, I grabbed it, stuffed it into the bag, zipped up, and prepared for the customs agents, who let me go without checking me.
A few years ago, on a previous trip to Japan, I came home with a bottle of sake (rice wine), a gift from my friend's parents to my father. Customs picked me for a random check, and the bastards took the sake and poured it down the sink right before my eyes. I was not old enough to have booze in the states. They took it, but at least they didn't jail me.
Fortunately, my sock didn't cause an international incident ... even if that would have been a more excited close to my journey.
Or when to move on to the next city. Or what to have to dinner. I always had "no plan," which some of my Japanese friends found a little surprising.I spent too much time in Nagoya, where the bulk of the "no plan" time was spent going to Meijo University with my friends. This is also the town of revolving homestays, where nobody could host me long-term, so every day was practically spent finding out where I would sleep the next night. My friends were quite busy, making it hard to spend much time for them. More than a week there was overboard. That doesn't meen it wasn't fun. And I've already written about the fun things there.
Next time, I will have a plan. Make sure anyone who offers to host me before I leave the states is serious about it. Make sure friends I want to visit are free. But I like having no plan. So maybe I shall forget.
Overall, it was a fun trip. And despite the ackward, solitary Chistmas Eve, I don't regret traveling during the holidays. For 22 days in the winter I was freestyling my way around a foreign land, learning, watching, eating and drinking. And now, all of these memories are locked into my consciousness, leaving at least a small part of forever nestled in the bossom of this great nation*.
* How's this, Phil?






